Sunday, May 10, 2009

God Keep Our Land Glorious and Free... Politicians Relieved

Ottawa- Federal politicians are a buzz with anticipation as they await a miracle to maintain Canada’s freedom. Said one unnamed Conservative, "We have done our best now it’s up to God. With all the hockey games, the Blue Jays and Raptors, he should be right sick of us begging for divine help. Personally though it’s a great load off, now we can focus on passing laws without the pressure of keeping Canada free.”
The NDP critique for inter-governmental affairs, Anita Nuleader was equally pleased with the idea, “God knows we need all the aid we can get, if she can help I’m all for it.” The Liberals were unavailable for comment but did say they are planning a committee on the matter and will have a policy statement made available after the committee’s findings are put through a policy review at the next leadership convention. When a reporter told the Liberal spokesman that the policy came into affect under their stewardship the liberal said it was before his time in Ottawa. But that it must be working because it has been awhile since he thought about Canadian’s freedom. The Bloc issued a statement saying there are more churches in Quebec than any other province and if God was going to help anyone it would be Quebecers. They also plan on putting a law before parliament eliminating the word Canada from the National Anthem unless the nation of Quebec inside of Canada is also mentioned.

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